Boldr fails to slay the Monster

SUPER SECRET SUNDAY BONUS! A quick picture to round off the male tickling weekend. We had Fenrikk on Friday, Z'nth Saturday, and now to complete the weekend we have the indomitable Boldr tickled by none other than 's  own Tickle Monster; Zenith Feather-Tail.

The local pub erupted in cheers and song as Boldr shared another tale of heroism. Drinks were overflowing, balance was lost, and the jokes no longer made sense but were strangely the funniest ever. The famous champion, Boldr the Stone Breaker, celebrates another victory as he always does; drink, laugh, drink, boast, drink, drink, laugh and more boast, oh and drink. He grabs another glass and raises it high almost spilling it over his own head as he shouts, 'I am unbreakable!' then proceeds to through the glass to the floor. The crowd cheers so loud its almost deafening as Boldr stares at the floor almost regretting not being able to drink the ale he just tossed. A woman approaches the drunk hero and tells him of a local menace. She caters to his inflated ego stating he can best any monster. Boldr smirked and leaned back against the table, smug, confident. He gently lifted her chin with one hand and asked where could this monster be found. She told him and the hero was off to do what he does best. The crowd cheers as Boldr leaves the pub. He travels alone to a nearby forest. He couldn't recall the name but he was sure this was the place. 'Giglrz Glad? Ga guh Giggler's Glade?' He muttered to himself trying to remember. The drink nor the pride had worn off and the hero is far off balance. Standing by the forest he shouted at the trees demanding the monster reveal itself. Though what he had said was mostly incoherent and slurred. Boldr balanced himself on his large sword almost like a crutch and for a brief moment fell asleep. He awoke to see a peculiar green horned hound with golden eyes staring at him. Boldr asked, 'argh you the monstur ov da forris?' The creature smiled and hissed, 'I am, what can I do for you?' Boldr raises his sword and shouts, 'yoo kin diiiie!!' The monster retreats into the forest and Boldr pursues. The trees obscured the monster and in moments Boldr was lost. He didn't acknowledge it yet as he continued blindly searching for his newest target. The monster is closer than he realized as it tripped him. The beast sat on Boldr's back and he glided his claws along the hero's sides. Boldr winced, a wicked smile appeared on the monster's maw and the bold hero realized how the tables have turned. The monster whispered, 'sssso you want to ssslay meee? you think you are the firssst?' His claws attacked Boldr's undearms and he immediately bursts into laughter. 'I'll sssshow you what I did to the lassst warrior. Thisss isss my foresssst... and I sssay it iss time for ticklesss.' Boldr exclaimed, 'Tickles?!! W-wait! You're a- a-a TICKLE MONSTER?!!'

Outside the forest of Giggle's Glade a woman stood, a smile on her face as she heard the Stone Breaker's laughter shake the forest. She wondered if this beast could break the unbreakable Boldr.


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